KMeatsdogs

Napansin kong tumaas ang blog views
I notice uptick in blog view

Napagtanto kong baka nakita na ni Kanor at Mang ang site na tio
Perhaps Kanor and Mang already see

Kaya't sinilip ko ang twitter at instagram ng kmeatsout
I check twitter and instagram of kmeatsout

Nawala na
Already gone

Sinilip ko ang flickr
I check flickr

At natawa ako sa bagong pangalan
Its new name

KMeatsdogs

Ako'y naeexcite
I am excited

May marereview na ako lagi
I have something to review

Reviewception 2 - Kebabers Shawarma

Copyright: instagram.com/kmeatsout.

From kmeatsout.blogspot.com google cache:
Remember that this is a fast food serving their take on Persian food, so the food is made in mass quantities in a commissary rather than it being prepared freshly in the kitchen. Aside from the shape, the kebabs strips also taste far from the real deal. Though it's not bad, it's just not authentic. Then again, these were probably made with the intention to appeal to the masses.
Tandaan na ito ay fast food at hindi tunay na Persian food, kaya't ang pagkain ay ginawa na maramihan sa isang pabrika ng pagkain at hindi ginawang sariwa sa isang kusina. Maliban sa hugis, ang lasa ng kebab ay ibang iba sa tunay. Hindi ibig sabihin na ito'y hindi masarap - ito'y hindi nga lamang tunay. Marahil nga ay dahil ginawa ang mga ito para pumatok sa masa.

Kung hindi ka pa nakarating sa Iran
If you don't go to Iran

Hindi ka pa nakatikim ng "authentic" Persian food
You don't eat "authentic" Persian food

Kaya't congrats kay K at M sa kanilang paglalakbay sa Iran
So congrats to K and M for travels to Iran

(Miguel pala si Mang)
Mang is Miguel

Nakakatuwa at nagreview sila ng Kebabers
It's nice they review Kebabers

Isang kainan na sobrang ordinaryo at maaaring kainan ng kahit sino
A ordinary place anyone can eat

Ang kanilang review ay sobrang hitik sa kwenta
The review is full of worth

Dahil gaya ng dirty ice cream
Because like dirty ice cream

Hindi natin alam ang lasa ng shawarma
We don't know taste of shawarma

Gaya ng dirty ice cream
Like dirty ice cream

Walang nagbebenta ng shawarma sa Pilipinas
No one sells shawarma in Phillippines

Gaya ng dirty ice cream
Like dirty ice cream

Kailangan kong kumunsulta ng review para malaman kung ano ang lasa ng shawarma
I need a review to tell me what shawarma taste is

Reviewception 1 - Outback Chocolate Thunder

Picture copyright twitter.com/kmeatsout

From kmeatsout twitter:

"19 Months Ago
Outback's Chocolate Thunder from Down Under! Sinful in every bit"

From Google Cache:
"This might be described as a little too rich, and too sinful. But it's just right for me and Kim... Actually, more than right! It's one of the best desserts we like from everywhere we have eaten. It's the best that every spoonful you have has each of its components --  the warm brownie, vanilla ice cream, chocolate sauce and shavings, and the whipped cream on top! It's sweet, it's warm, it's cold, it's nutty, it's chocolatey... It's just a confluence of flavors inside your mouth!"
Maaaring may magsabi na ito ay masyadong malasa at makasalanan. Ngunit tamang tama lang ito para sa akin at kay Kim. Isa ito sa pinakamasarap na panghimagas na aming nakain mula sa kahit saan. Pinakamainam na kasama sa bawat kutsara ang lahat ng sangkap - ang maligamgam na brownie, vanilla ice cream, chocolate sauce and shavings, at ang whipped cream sa taas! Matamis, maligamgam, malamig, may mani, may tsokolate... Isa lang itong relleno ng panlasa sa iyong bibig.
 
Kim pala ang pangalan ni Kanor
Kim is the name of Kanor

Ano kaya ang pangalan ni Mang
What is the name of Mang

Kumain sila sa Outback
They ate on Outback

Umorder sila ng Chocolate Thunder from Down Under
They order Chocolate Thunder from Down Under

Ayon sa online menu, P329 ang isang order
Online menu say its P329 one order

Isang brownie, dalawang scoop ng vanilla ice cream, 3 kutsara ng chocolate sauce
One brownie, two scoops of vanilla ice cream, 3 tablespoon chocolate sauce

Ang isang 700ml bote ng hersheys chocolate sauce ay 148 pesos
One bottle of 700ml hersheys chocolate sauce is 148 pesos

Ang tatlong kutsarang chocolate sauce ay 44.3ml o 63 centavos
3 tablespoon is 14.3ml or 63 centavos

Ang isang brownie galing sa red ribbon ay 17.60 pesos
One brownie from red ribbon is 17.60 pesos

Ang isang 475ml tub ng Magnolia Vanilla Ice Cream ay 68 pesos
One 475ml tub of Magnolia Vanilla Ice Cream is 68 pesos

Ang dalawang scoop ay 100ml o 14 pesos
Two scoops of ice cream is 100 ml or 14 pesos


Ang kabuoang halaga ng Chocolate Thunder ay 32 pesos
The Chocolate Thunder is 32 pesos

 Ang butal na 297 pesos ay para sa kabobohan
The other 297 pesos is for stupidness

Reviewception

May email na naman na dumating
Another email comes

Nagtatanong bakit wala na si K at M
Asking why K and M is not here

Kaya naggoogle na naman ako
Why I google again

Nakita ko ang kanilang instagram
I find the instagram

instagram.com/kmeatsout
instagram.com/kmeatsout

Dahil paulit-ulit ang naghahanap kay K at M
because of the emails repeat looking for K and M

Irereview ko ang mga review ni K at M
I will review K and M review

Magiging reviewception
It will be reviewception

MMK

May nag-email.
Someone email.

"Hi. What happened to kmeatsout? I've been backreading the blog for a couple of weeks now for resto recommendations, but now everything is gone. Did something happen to Kim and Migs?"

"Mabuhay. Ano ang nangyari sa kmeatsout? Binabasa ko ang blog para sa pwedeng kainang restawran, subalit mistulang nawala na ang lahat. May nangyari ba kay K at M?"

Salamat sa email.
Thanks for the email.

Dakilang reader, wala akong alam at pakialam kay K at M.
Dear reader, I don't know and care on K and M.

Ni hindi ko alam kung ano ang K at M.
I don't know what K and M.

Ang hula ko ay Kanor at Mang.
I bet Kanor and Mang.

Kanor and Mang Eats Out.
Kanor and Mang Eats Out.

Alam naman nating mahilig kumain si Kanor at Mang

We know Kanor and Mang always like to eat

Ng kinurat na sariwang tahong
vinegar soaked fresh mussels

Habang nagkakamot ng bayag.
while scratching scrotum.

Hindi na couples food blog ito ngayon.
This is not anymore a couples food blog.

Yan ang hirap sa couples food blog.
Thats hard if couples food blog.

Pag nagbreak wala nang blog.
If break up no more blog.

Nagmamahal, KM Eats Out
Love, KM Eats Out

Balikan ang matamis na kahapon ng kmeatsout sa twitter.com/kmeatsout
Go back to sweet yesterdays of kmeatsout on twitter.com/kmeatsout

KMeatsout Hacked

May nagtatanong kung nahack ba ang KM
Some ask if KM is hack

Hindi ko hinack ang KM
I did not hack KM

Hindi ko alam ang KM dati
I did not know KM before 

Kaya ginoogle ko ito ngayon
I googled it today

Pangit
Ugly

https://twitter.com/kmeatsout

Hindi ito sa akin
This is not me


Oo nga quite sad to say that will be saying goodbye
Yes sad to say goodbye

Palabok fiesta

Masarap ang palabok ng Jollibee.
Jollibee palabok is delicious

May dalawang pirasong itlog sa bawat palabok.
There is two piece egg in all palabok

Masarap ang sarsa.
The sauce is delicious

Minsan malabnaw ang sarsa dahil sa noodles.
The sauce is sometimes not thick because of noodles

Masarap pa rin ang palabok ng Jollibee.
Palabok of Jollibee is still delicious

Mas masarap kaysa sa palabok ng McDo.
Much delicious than McDo Palabok

Mmm.
Mmm

Food Review: Chicken

Nanonood ako ngayon ng 80's music videos
I am watching 80's music videos

Ang daming close-up ng bibig
A lot of close up of mouth

Wala pang pastang puti sa ngipin
Teeth pasta is not white yet

Panoorin: Spandau Ballet - True
Watch: Spandau Ballet - True

Love letter para kay McDonald

Masarap kumain ng hash brown
Hash brown is delicious

Masarap uminom ng kape
Coffee is delicious

Kung pagsasamahin ang kape at hash brown
If coffee and hash brown is together

Ako ay natatae
I like to defacate

Potato para sa broken hearted

Hugasan ang patatas
Wash potato

Hiwain ang patatas na parang potato wedges
Cut potato like potato wedges

Ilagay sa kumukulong tubig
Put in boiling water

Tanggalin at patuyuin
Remove and dry

Iprito sa mantika
Fry

Buhusan ng asin, sili, at puot
Pour salt, chili, and bitterness

Umiyak sa isang tabi at magkamot ng bayag
Cry in a corner and scratch scrotum

Eat
Eat

Enjoy
Enjoy

Repeat
Repeat

*Note - tanga lang ang magpriprito ng basang patatas/idiot fries wet potato
 

Paalam langgam

Nagkamot ako ng aking bayag at may langgam akong napatay
I scratch my scrotum and I killed an ant

Puno ng insekto ang aking kama
The bed is full of insects

Nagluluksa ako
Mourning

Hindi siya dapat namatay
It shouldn't die

Paalam, dakilang langgam
Goodbye, great ant

Masaya ako dahil ang huli mong natikman ay ang aking bayag
I am happy you died with my scrotum's taste

Kumain ako ng liempo

Kumain ako ng liempo.
I am liempo

Masarap ang liempo na may Mang Tomas.
Delicious is liempo and Mister Tom

Sa loob ako ng bahay kumain.
Inside the house i am eating

Maraming kanin.
Many rice

Malamig ang tubig.
Cold Water

Hindi ako uminom ng coke.
I do not drinks coke

Hindi ako uminom ng sprite.
I do not drinks sprite

Mahal ang softdrinks.
Expensive softdrinks

Mahal ang liempo.
Expensive liempo

Hindi ulam ang coke.
Coke is not viand

Ulam ang liempo.
Liempo is viand

Maraming kanin.
Many rice

Masarap ang liempo na may Mang Tomas.
Delicious is liempo and Mister Tom